speaking of white boys
they murdered this shit
Any struggle or pain that you experience just gets you to the top and you cant get there without making the climb. A few years later, you wont remember exactly the way the pain felt or how long it took, you’ll remember the view from the top. In fact, you might smile at the fact you had to work to get there.
does canada have an army or do they just send herds of moose after their enemies
we don’t have enemies because we don’t stir up shit with other countries like the rest of u
imagine spending christmas with your internet friends
giving each other horribly shitty joke gifts
decorating the christmas tree with fictional character printouts and tampons
the house is covered in tinsel and partially-melted christmas knick-knacks you found at a yard sale
music playing in the background
a huge christmas feast except you managed to burn the main course so you ordered pizza instead
everyone has to wear an ugly sweater
CRIES BECAUSE IT’S NOT REAL
things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet
- "i don’t have much to say"
- (shrug with a smile)
- "i like listening"
- (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”
Lily Allen calls out Robin Thicke’s bullshit in the video for her new single, “Hard Out Here.” Click here to watch.
LILY ALLEN DESTROYING POP CULTURE ONCE AGAIN
I LOVE YOU LILY. BLESS YOU. YOU STRONG FIERCE WOMAN.
This is fucking brilliant.
The lines that are so obviously aimed at him, this is so great
- PROVING PEOPLE WRONG
- PROVING OTHER PEOPLE RIGHT
- DAYS WHEN YOU GET OPPORTUNITIES TO RUN AROUND SCREAMING OUTSIDE WITH NOBODY AROUND TO HEAR BUT PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT
- SNEAKING AROUND YOUR ROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN EVERYTHING IS FUNNY BUT IF YOU LAUGH YOU’LL WAKE PEOPLE UP
- LYING ON YOUR BACK AND READING BAD PUNS AND RIDICULOUS TEXT POSTS AND BROWSING SIMSGONEWRONG
- LYING ON YOUR BACK AND DOING ANYTHING BC EVERYTHING IS 5451213156% FUNNIER WHEN UR STARING AT THE CEILING IT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT
- HAPPY SMALL ANIMALS
- WAGGY TAILS
- CATS WHO HATE EVERYONE BUT LOVE YOU
- TEACHERS FINALLY TELLING THAT IRRITATING LITTLE SHIT IN THE ROW BEHIND YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP
- THAT ONE BOOK YOU HAVEN’T READ YET THAT’S GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE
- THOSE SERIES YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED READING
- JURASSIC PARK 4
- CITY SKYLINES AT NIGHT
- NEATLY ORGANISED DESKS
- EVERY PERSON YOU’VE EVER MET WHO YOU HAVE MADE SMILE AND HAS MADE YOU SMILE IN RETURN
- EVERY SINGLE WORD IN YOUR VOCABULARY YOU HAVE LEARNT AND NOT YET USED
- JET PACKS AREN’T YET CHEAP OR PUBLICLY AVAILABLE
- POP SONGS YOU DON’T WANNA ADMIT TO LIKING BUT SING ALONG TO ANYWAY
- REALISING THAT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS YOU CAN BEAT IT DOWN AND LIVE TO TELL THE TALE BECAUSE YOU ARE PART OF A RACE THAT HAS BEEN DOING SO FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND YOU ARE EVERY BIT AS GOOD AND WORTHY OF LIFE AS EVERY GOOD MAN WOMAN AND OTHER WHO HAS COME BEFORE YOU